When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
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When you had your hand up in class for like 10 minutes and the teacher picks the person that has his hand up for 1 second
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Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane Katrina. My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects of the hurricane were, and she replied, “well everything got all wet and dirty.” Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes, “Kate, no one asked about your weekend.”
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